Like Twitter ng couldn’t get any better. Another university has chosen to battle out with UNILAG on twitter for the 600th time and as usual, the tweets are hilarious. We are monitoring the thread and will keep updating this post with some of the most hilarious tweets.

Here we go.

Iya Moriah is a food vendor in UNILAG

A uniben graduate once lost a job interview at Iya moriah’s place #unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/MI5TvCRoQd

— UNILAG TOWN CRIER (@PHILIPIANO86) April 22, 2020

What is a UNILAG shade without something sexual? LOL

How can you say GST111 is harder than unilag boys erection ?#UnibenvsUnilag pic.twitter.com/mN9J4NGN8B

— Hush (@i_amHUSH) April 22, 2020

This person sent his regard to UNILAG lecturers ni sha

Do you know that it takes Approximately 21 hours 43 minutes 31 seconds for a Unilag Lecturers to understand a tweet from @Alex_Houseof308#unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/g27njEvFga

— Osaivbie Richard (@richie_milo) April 22, 2020

I wonder what you will say about UI

I heard that the wifi at Unilag is faster than Uniben’s academic calendar #unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/BiJu7Npk5p

— Beh-key (@BackyFavor) April 22, 2020

Sinzu money needs to see this

Someone said the only thing UNIBEN yahoo boys can pick is video call ?#unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/VIZqtHVWtY

— SHEDDY KING? (@realsheddyking) April 22, 2020

They said a tutorial in UNILAG is bigger than UNIBEN

This should not be an argument #unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/BRKmmdldeh

— ???? ????️‍?️ (@gentle_myke) April 22, 2020

This is pure savagery *tears*

Someone said the statue at Uniben main gate has a brighter future than unilag students#unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/jaFj1kjhVK

— Mr Aristócrata™ (@ChuksNoble4) April 22, 2020

E be things

I don’t like the way uniben is taking advantage of less privileged schools like Unilag #unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/kHOjz4u5eB

— Burger (@burger_ng) April 22, 2020

Ok this is the height of it all. Social distancing ke

How can you say UNILAG’S VC teeth is practicing social distancing?? #unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/vuuJv3SfuO

— Erhun E.?? (@erhun_10z) April 22, 2020

Agbo for jedi jedi from too much sweet talking all those girls

How can a UNILAG final year pharmacy student bring “Agbo” as his project work??? ?#unibenvsunilag pic.twitter.com/bdOLs0nnMZ

— Woman Nicer? (@Kelvinbooo) April 22, 2020