Can you share some Things That Will Happen if Jesus disciples were women

We all know how crazy twitter can get. Just when you thought it could not get any crazier, someone decided to start a thread about what will happen if Jesus disciples were women

The question

If Jesus had female disciples, no be cross he for die, they for use nagging and complain kee Jesus before e reach cross???

— JJ7 (@jmikhe) April 28, 2020

Periodt!!!

Jesus: it is finished

Female disciples: periodt

— Dieko. (@dieko_x) April 28, 2020

Women and trust issues sha

“We told you not to trust Judas”

— Franklincredible (@_Trigga23) April 28, 2020

Every man can relate

“Jesus if you can’t wait for me be going cos I’m still drawing my brows”

— Beautiful Black Child (@ivie_okuns) April 28, 2020

FFO

“Why does it have to be bread and fish, we want pizza and coldstone”

— ?? (@the_only_ayo) April 28, 2020

LMAO!

“Jesus i can’t trek to galilee, order uber.”

— ? (@D_browwn) April 28, 2020

Daily cuisine

“Jesus, me I’m tired of eating bread and fish every day o.”

— Danjelous Coat of Many Corrors (@iOhJay) April 28, 2020

This one weak me

Jesus this bread is not today’s bread

— OLUWAMUYIWA?YNWA® (@d_oluwamuyiwa) April 28, 2020

Sick

“ Jesus , what are we?”

— BDM | Blogger (@Blackdotmandy) April 28, 2020

This one sounds like my babe

‘Jesus I can’t follow you to Jerusalem today abeg, I’m tired’ pic.twitter.com/KjTrE7F2ih

— Sam Law (@sholz_ardin) April 28, 2020

Oh No

Jesus I’ve been giving you signs since and you ignored them.

Jesus, I hope your girlfriend won’t break my head if she finds out we are traveling together.

Jesus, why did you let that olosho touch you?

— K.A.Y (@call_me_okay) April 28, 2020

Women can hate on themselves ehn

“Jesus I just don’t like that Mary Magdalene”

— EMIR OF CANADA ?? (@OmuhVictor) April 28, 2020

O le t’obirin l’orun (in Olamide’s voice)

“Jesus the wine is not even sweet, don’t you have malt” ?

— Smallieee✨ (@PreciousChee) April 28, 2020

Off me

“Jesus, where are you ascending to, there’s no food in the house”

— Agent 87? (@Chidoripillz) April 28, 2020

Women never seem to understand

“Jesus so you can raise Lazarus up, but can’t raise my dead aunty, it’s not fair”

— Agent 87? (@Chidoripillz) April 28, 2020

Cramps!

Jesus, I can’t walk with you today. I have cramps. ?

— Mazi Ralph (@iruefii) April 28, 2020