1. How do you cope inside this heat
2. Do they still seize light here?
How many years you don spend for America
3. Is airtel still working here?
Pele ooo. Which network are you using let me go and buy for you
4. Why is the network slow here?
If you load your recharge card slowly, it will affect network speed.
5. Do you know anywhere I can get (insert oyinbo thing)
Boya if you go to airport and enter plane you will see it in the sky
6. So this place is still like this
No ooo, did you hire anybody to come and change it?
7. This traffic is horrible
Ehn go and remove all the cars and let only okada be passing