1. Every Nigerian parent does this
2. The original use of a child
3. Gadgets are not for their generation
4. All of them learnt this lie from the same teacher
5. Nobody’s safe in Africa
6. You must understand that No means Yes and Yes means No
7. You never win. Even if you present them with facts, you never win!
8. “Mummy, I want to buy biscuit”
9. Where is the lie?
10. Their secondary school English teacher was not paid enough
11. You see that wedding, they don’t joke with it
12. When they buy Christmas clothes for you
13. Why will you be relaxing?