1. If you don’t have laptop spend all day in a cyber cafe

All yahoo boys have this skill.

2. Start forming motivational quotes

At the very touch of love or YAHOO, everyone becomes a poet.

3. Start insulting fake friends

This becomes your watchword

4. Borrow clothes and shoes

Drip so hard with someone else’s clothe. That is the major goal in life!

5. This is you every time someone introduces a legit business

Never ever give a shit about any business that can last you for a lifetime. Yahoo is the only way. Never forget that.

You should know that this post is a sarcastic post and we don’t mean anything here.