2020 has been one hell of a year. This is definitely not what we all planned for. Australia caught fire, world war III threat, Corona virus, Kobe, bla bla. So here is a quick recap of what has happened so far. This is a refix of the Boredpanda version to fit Nigerian audience
So how has 2020 been?
Nothing much guy
Australia burnt to the ground
Tens of millions of acre gone
Over one billion animals dead
How did it hap-
Then Trump eliminated one Iranian general like that
we almost had world war III
So Iran is asking Interpol to arrest Trump
So there might still be war sha
Thank God. I don’t know what I w-
Ehn ehn. One guy in China ate a bat
So now no job for me
And like plenty access bank staffs sha
Dangote and his guys donated billions to help
We don’t know where it is again
Wait, did you say bat?
Oh yes. There is a pandemic too
It has killed more than 500k people worldwide
But less than 1000 people have died in Nigeria
So no school since around March
Everybody is now selling cloth and doing cashapp
One yahoo boys stuff like that, I don’t understand
So is there any –
Oh, economy has collapsed too
No money anywhere again
But some people are still flexing though
I really don’t know how
Olamide and Fireboy shared rice
We have not heard from Davido in a while
Burna boy was dragged countless times
What of WIzkid?
Can you believe he did not still drop Made In Lagos album until around November?
Wait, is the pandemic now over?
Oh shit. I forgot my mask at home
Just pray LASTMA don’t catch us
Mask is the new driver’s license
So no good thing has happened so far?
Well, some government officials have been contracting the virus
Oh Abba Kyari is dead
And Ajimobi too
May their souls rest in peace
Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gigi died in a helicopter crash
There was a plane crash in Tehran that killed 176 people
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry renounce their royalty
At least there is no problem with racism
Oyinbo police knelt on a black guy’s neck for 9 minutes
The guy died. His name is George Floyd
So there was this massive protest
Is that all?
Some bastards raped and killed a girl inside a church
She was just reading her books
And it happened to like three other girls in the same month
There is a coven of women on twitter who despise men
Yeah, I knew this one since
Oh, good then.
So no good news?
Elon Musk sent two people to space
I’ve always known Musk would do great things.
Yeah, I know, right?
Ehn ehn, Burna Boy bagged a second Grammy nomination.
So he’s like the biggest artiste in Nigeria now?
eh eh. *scoffs. He wishes.
His head is big though so I guess that counts for something.
What about those SARS guys that tortured us around 2017 and put me in coma?
Those people. They have disbanded them ooo
But they are creating SWAT now
How did they disband them?
Nigerians protested ooo. The youths protested
Wow. That must have been cool
Yes, it was at first…
Until the poice and Military started killing the people.
The military shot at people?
E shock you sef? Na so Buhari express shock too
CNN and The British Parliament are still investigating the whole matter though
Good. This corrupt government will be brought to justice. Is that all?
Yes I think so
Oh you remember Diego Maradona?
I’m sure if they run another population census, we’ll have reduced by 3 billion
bcos the only thing I can say about this year is OMO!