If you are just waking from a coma, here is a recap of 2020 so far

2020 has been one hell of a year. This is definitely not what we all planned for. Australia caught fire, world war III   threat,...

What if Moses led the Israelite from Egypt to Nigeria

So the Israelites have been in slavery for 430 years and God finally sent Moses to lead them out. After 430 years of slavery,...

7 reasons why dating a Yoruba demon might not be that bad

Yoruba demons are the first children of Satan. They came to take and to destroy. So if you think you are looking for a...

9 Types of Grooms You Will Find At A Nigerian Wedding

Weddings don't ever finish in Nigeria. Some families get married for a living, especially the Yoruba people. While everyone in the wedding is focusing...

These 12 art works are super realistic you won’t believe they were not photographed.

Are you familiar with the term, Hyperrealism? Hyperrealism is a genre of painting and sculpture resembling a high-resolution photograph. Hyperrealism is considered an advancement of Photorealism...
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If you are just waking from a coma, here is a recap of 2020 so far

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2020 has been one hell of a year. This is definitely not what we all planned for. Australia caught fire, world war III   threat, Corona virus, Kobe, bla bla. So here is a quick recap of what has happened so far. This is a refix of the Boredpanda version to fit Nigerian audience


So how has 2020 been?

Nothing much guy

Australia burnt to the ground

Tens of millions of acre gone

Over one billion animals dead

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How did it hap-

Then Trump eliminated one Iranian general like that

we almost had world war III

So Iran is asking Interpol to arrest Trump

So there might still be war sha

Thank God. I don’t know what I w-

Ehn ehn. One guy in China ate a bat

So now no job for me

And like plenty access bank staffs sha

Dangote and his guys donated billions to help

We don’t know where it is again

Wait, did you say bat?

Oh yes.  There is a pandemic too

It has killed more than 500k people worldwide

But less than 1000 people have died in Nigeria

So no school since around March

Everybody is now selling cloth and doing cashapp

Cashapp?

One yahoo boys stuff like that, I don’t understand

So is there any –

Oh, economy has collapsed too

No money anywhere again

But some people are still flexing though

I really don’t know how

Olamide and Fireboy shared rice

We have not heard from Davido in a while

Burna boy was dragged countless times

What of WIzkid?

That one

Can you believe he did not still drop Made In Lagos album?

Wait, is the pandemic now over?

Oh shit. I forgot my mask at home

Just pray LASTMA don’t catch us

Mask is the new driver’s license

So no good thing has happened so far?

Well, some government officials have been contracting the virus

Oh Abba Kyari is dead

And Ajimobi too

May their souls rest in peace

Anything else?

Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gigi died in a helicopter crash

There was a plane crash in Tehran that killed 176 people

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry renounce their royalty

At least there is no problem with racism

Chai

Oyinbo police knelt on a black guy’s neck for 9 minutes

The guy died. His name is George Floyd

So there was this massive protest

Is that all?

Some bastards raped and killed a girl inside a church

She was just reading her books

And it happened to like three other girls in the same month

There is a coven of women on twitter who despise men

Yeah, I knew this one since

Oh, good then.

So no good news?

Not really

Oh wait

Elon Musk sent two people to space

Lucky bastards

This took a lot of effort to make, kindly share.

What if Moses led the Israelite from Egypt to Nigeria

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So the Israelites have been in slavery for 430 years and God finally sent Moses to lead them out. After 430 years of slavery, on the way to freedom, some people still had the guts to complain sef.

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Some people sha.

Well, what if Moses had led them from Egypt to Nigeria?

1. Israelites when they find out they are leaving Egypt

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2. Just when Moses is about to part the sea, they ask “Moses, where are we going”?

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3. Israelites diving into the sea themselves when Moses finally reveals they are heading to Nigeria

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4. Other Israelites trying to convince their friends to follow them to Nigeria

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5. The friend

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6. Area boys when they see Moses bringing more people inside

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7 reasons why dating a Yoruba demon might not be that bad

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Yoruba demons are the first children of Satan. They came to take and to destroy. So if you think you are looking for a serious relationship with a Yoruba demon abeg, come and be going…

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Thank you.

Oya now that they have gone, let us talk.

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Here are 7 reasons why dating a Yoruba demon might not be all that bad.


  1. As I said, they are the first children of Satan and that is why they are so hot. They are made from hell.
    The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon | Zikoko!

  2. You will look so peng beside him at every OwambeThe Reale Designer Behind Ebuka's Agbada To #BAAD2017: Ugochukwu ...

  3. You don’t even need to check his phone because you already know all his deep dark secrets and you chose the handsome bobo in him instead

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  4. No need for valentine’s day present. He has 20 Side chicks who will do that already

  5. You don’t need to worry about STI because Yoruba demons take their condoms very seriously

  6. When you are tired of the relationship or bored, you can just decide to go and catch him cheating anytime you like

  7. You know he cannot even accuse you of cheating and you have the freedom to do whatever you like

9 Types of Grooms You Will Find At A Nigerian Wedding

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Weddings don’t ever finish in Nigeria. Some families get married for a living, especially the Yoruba people. While everyone in the wedding is focusing on the wife and her beautiful white gown, the groom too can be somehow dramatic. If you have not been paying attention to the groom before, then it is time you give him your attention and see what he really is like.

So here are 9 types of Grooms you will find at a Nigerian wedding.

1. The Emotional Ones

These ones are the main groom ladies wish they marry. They usually save up all the tears from being “hard guy” at youth only to burst out in front of  100 people in the church. LOL!

2. The Actual hard Guys

Nothing concern these ones with being emotional. Wedding is a big flex for them so  they just laugh and gist throughout the whole thing. They are always funny too…

3. These Ones

Well, the picture speaks for itself.

4. The Ones That Can’t Wait For Wedding Night

A.K.A The Konji Lord. And they can be proven to be a disappointment in bed. Ladies, don’t get your hopes up just yet.

5. The Confused One

This is basically most grooms in inter-tribal marriage. They are very confused with what is going on but they just have to keep their cool because it will only last a few hours and after that, the babe is theirs for life.

6. The Emigrant

This one just marry for green card, nothing else.

7. The Wife

This one is just groom for the wedding day. After the wedding, the wife takes her rightful place as man of the house because the groom is just a going to be a victim of physical abuse. It is all these ones that use to call their wives “madam” from day one.

8. The Ones That Came To Drink

Wedding is an amazing opportunity to get drunk with your boys while wearing suits. That’s the job of these ones.

9.  The One Who Couldn’t Make It To The Wedding

Maybe the flight was cancelled or he had to attend an important business meeting or maybe he is dead sha. But the wedding must go on.

These 12 art works are super realistic you won’t believe they were not photographed.

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Are you familiar with the term, Hyperrealism?

Hyperrealism is a genre of painting and sculpture resembling a high-resolution photograph. Hyperrealism is considered an advancement of Photorealism by the methods used to create the resulting paintings or sculptures.

When an artist create a hyperrealistic or painting, it is almost impossible to believe they were not photographed, it makes it hard to believe that it was just oil or pencil art.

Here is a collection of some of the best Hyperrealistic works we found on the internet.

Oil Paintings by Robin Eley

Pencil Drawings by Diego Fazio

Acrylic Paintings by Jason de Graaf

Oil Paintings by Pedro Campos

Sculptures by Ron Mueck

Oil Paintings by Steve Mills

Pencil Drawings by Paul Lung

Oil Paintings by Roberto Bernardi

Ballpoint Pen Drawings by Samuel Silva

3D Paintings In A Bowl By Keng Lye

Bic Pen Paintigns by Juan Francisco Casas

This painting by a Chinese man might just be the most realistic painting in the world

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Art is usually an expression of emotions used by artists to stress their detachment from reality. However, this particular artist from China has decided that he will do the exact opposite.

Leng Joon of China is a Hyperlige painter. He painted this picture which might come out to be the most realistic painting you have ever seen in your entire life.

Each thread in the picture is also very carefully drawn. Such action really makes you speechless. Hundreds of crores to his eccentric talent.

Look at this girl

 

What do you notice about her? She is probably one beautiful Chinese model for some pimples removal cream, right?

Look again…

She has some pimples so I doubt if she is a  model for such product.

Or maybe she is advertising a wig company?

That’s some fine hair there, isn’t it?

A little bit further and we would have a sneak at her blouse. She is probably wearing one of the finest fabrics in China.

Oh no. The wool is coming out

Then what is up with her? What is her significance?

What if we told you she was just a painting? Of course you already knew that from the post title but you must still be fascinated at the details Mr Leon has out into making this work a masterpiece.

8 things we wish they had told us about falling in love

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Love is a beautiful thing. In fact, some people will say love is the best thing that could happen to a man. Maybe those people  have never won $50 Million before. According to the cool precept (Coolmag chapter 2 vs 26), “Love is the Sixth sense that affects all the other five senses thereby rendering a man nonsense”.

Well, if you have ever been in love before, here are some things you wish they had told you before you sooner.

This Video Explains How Face Coverings And Masks Minimize The Spread Of Covid-19

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You know how we have all been debating on how effective nose masks are in minimizing the spread of the Corona virus? Well a group of researchers at University Of New South Wales used a LED lighting system and a high-speed camera to actually prove the effectiveness of different face coverings.

So these scientists captured a video of people sneezing and talking and coughing. In one scenario, the person was not wearing any mask; in two others, they wore two different types of cloth masks; and in the last one, the person wore a surgical mask.

This case study is a comparison of how effective face covering is

Image credit: UNSW

It was then revealed that a surgical mask was the most effective one at blocking droplets and aerosols when the person was either talking, coughing, or sneezing. However, the researchers say that if you can’t find yourself such a mask, “a cloth mask is the next best thing.” And apparently, the more layers there are, the more effective it is against the spread of the virus.

So in conclusion, the researchers said it is always better to wear a mask with at least two layers of fabric

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One of the things that the experiment also helped to see was that, while a single-layer cloth face covering can reduce the spread of droplets, it’s not as good as a two-layered one, let alone a surgical mask. Although researchers say that a 12-layered cloth mask is about as protective as a surgical mask, they “acknowledge it’s difficult to sew together 12 layers of fabric.” So here’s what they recommend: sew at least three layers together; use water-resistant fabric for the outer layer; choose a fabric with a tighter weave; and use hybrid (cotton–silk, cotton–chiffon, or cotton–flannel) fabrics as they provide better filtration.

Below is the full video:

This Instagram account posts pictures of the ugliest designs from across the world and here are some of them

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This twitter user asked a dirty question but the replies are not what you would expect

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A certain twitter user, with the handle @jim_wea threw a question on her timeline. At first, it looked like a dirty question until Nigerian started giving their replies.

The question

 

if you think of something else, then you need to wash your head with olive oil because the replies are not what you would have expected.

It could have been spiderman’s web

For the medical students

How do you love to drink your soup?

Movies have scatter this one head

It might as well be another sign language

6 things that would happen if motivational quotes was a person

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1. Motivational quotes inspiring people to be better

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2. Motivational quotes when somebody finally takes his advice

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3. Motivational quotes when he sees himself on somebody’s status with the caption “deep”

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4. Motivational Quotes when he sees himself on Yahoo Boys status

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5. Motivational quotes when people start insulting him after making their first 10k

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6. Motivational quotes now taking revenge by exaggerating everything

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14 times people’s brains betrayed them in English

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Sometimes, we can forget a certain popular word and our brain cannot just think up the right alternative to use. Other times, we may also fogret the splellng of a certain word. It is very common and we have no choice but to humm, acquire knowledge, know from it, intellectify ourselves….LEARN! from it. Pardon me. I think I am having one of those moments too.

So On cool mag, we compiled a list of some of those times people’s brains betrayed them in English. Enjoy…

This woman illustrates What Happens In Hogwarts When No One’s Watching and they are funny ASF

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While surfing the web, I came across this Boredpanda user who makes illustrations of what Hogwarts would look like when nobody’s watching and they are very hilarious. We decided to share it with you. Brace yourselves.

A US based startup made this Airplane seat design which will allow economy passengers to lie down.

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A US startup company, Zephyr Aerospace has made it their duty to make plane flights more enjoyable with this new innovation in airplane seats.

It is aimed at making rides more comfortable for every single economy class traveler.

This has to be one of the best innovations yet

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“Most airline seats haven’t changed since the 1970’s. 99% of all Economy Class seats are fixed upright and impossible to sleep in. They force unnatural postures over long periods of time and can damage health,” Zephyr Aerospace states on their website.

“Most airline seats haven’t changed since the 1970’s. 99% of all Economy Class seats are fixed upright and impossible to sleep in. They force unnatural postures over long periods of time and can damage health,” Zephyr Aerospace states on their website.

“Airlines try to justify higher fares by bundling perks like in-flight meals, lounge access and extra baggage allowance. In a study we conducted, 70% of travelers would trade these perks for the sole ability to lie-flat and sleep,” says the Zephyr Aerospace team.

Apparently, Zephyr offers Economy Class travelers the comfort and privacy of an individual cabin. “Our design allows passengers the gift of multi-functional usage—to lie completely flat, lounge or sit upright with their legs fully extended,” says the team.

Who wouldn’t love to go to Canada like this?

Apart from that, it also allows you to escape those annoying plane passengers

“Airlines will be able to choose from upgrades like memory foam seats, black-out curtains, OLED displays, and other optional amenities,” the company claims.

 

This twitter user asked if women ever admit they are wrong and apologize. Here’s what women had to say

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You know how it is a popular belief that women don’t apologize to men when they hurt them? So a twitter user decided to raise a question for women and their replies are just all sorts of confusing, hilarious and sarcastic at the same time. All na cruise sha.

The question…


Of course, women don’t apologize. If you site back and think of apologizing, it can affect your womanhood.  Not apologizing is one of the core values of a woman. But let us here what women have to say.

1. This guy is deep but he has a point


2. Hhhhmmm. Is this true?

3. We all need to learn from this woman’s husband

4. Someone had to be vulgar

5. Probably the most logical explanation

DSS arrested EFCC acting chairman for alleged money laundering and these 8 reactions from Nigerians are just priceless

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The acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Magu, has been arrested by the Department of State Services. As usual, Nigerians will always display their madness on twitter so we have filtered the most hilarious reactions and brought it here for you. Here are some of the funniest tweets.

1. We all crave for a balanced life, don’t we?

2. The only person that can save Magu right now

3. Correction. It is a comedy series filled with unending drama

4. Prophet Marley

5. Reason this matter first

6. Don’t leave me!!!

7. The Irony

8. Na here casala go burst!