1. The one about faking it.

The second half of “fake it, until you make it” is “fake it, until you burn out and have a mental breakdown”. from r/Showerthoughts

 2. The one about our most probable death

If we had full control over our hearts or respiratory system we would probably die by accidentally turning them off from r/Showerthoughts

3.  The one with our curiosity

The most terrifying thing to receive from space is click bait. “Dear Humans, we are on our way and what happens NEXT will shock you!” from r/Showerthoughts

4. The one where we are quite sexist

When we think of a person in their 30s living with their parents, we always think of a guy. from r/Showerthoughts

5. The one with unconscious responsibility

Thinking you are not responsible enough for something (pet, relationship, etc) is a very responsible thought to have. from r/Showerthoughts

6. The one with the endless cycle

You can split something in half over and over again and it will never become nothing, meaning that there can be an infinite amount of universes and worlds in said item. from r/Showerthoughts

7. The one with ‘dab’

The word “dab” is the letter A giving 2 thumbs up. from r/Showerthoughts

8. The one about the mix up

There is a very small but not impossible chance of shuffling a deck of playing cards and them ending up in exactly the order they arrived in. from r/Showerthoughts

9. The one that almost literally blew my mind

The voice in your head has grown up with you and at one point was a child. from r/Showerthoughts

10. The one about the best destination

If the earth was flat, you can bet the edge would be one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world from r/Showerthoughts

11. The one with the wet wonder

Wet clothes are darker even though water has no color from r/Showerthoughts

12. The one about earth

Earth is a planet that tells other planets if they are planets or not. from r/Showerthoughts

13. Now that I think about it…

It’s a bit weird that every country has a theme song its people have to memorize from r/Showerthoughts

14. The one with the dirty joke

We all learned how to spell “amateur” from the same place. from r/Showerthoughts

15. The one with a perspective of  perspectives

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you. from r/Showerthoughts

16.  Actually…

Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles from r/Showerthoughts

17. Feel special

If you are alone when you crack open a peanut shell and eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut. from r/Showerthoughts

18. This is cool

All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light. from r/Showerthoughts

19. Imagine this was the reverse

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame from r/Showerthoughts

20. Think about it

Technically, every murder has one witness. from r/Showerthoughts