1. When you arrive at the Airport and manage to forget how cold it can get
Then you start wearing jacket anyhow
2. When you can’t decide if you should form accent or be Nigerian
Is this how I will embarrass myself?
3. When an ignorant student asks if you have WiFi in Nigeria
It is your ignorance I blame
4. When you are invited to a house party for the first time
You can’t resist the African Boy
5. But they ask you to bring your own drinks
6. When you call your siblings back home and they start requesting for chocolates and clothes
How many days have I spent here sef?
7. When your Masters has ended and people start asking when you will return home
Drink water and mind your business, amebo
8. When you return home and they still dish you food with one meat
You dey whine me ni Mummy